Pious Americans Fight to Keep God Where He Belongs: In a Beer Ad

Everyone knows that beer is God's drink of choice, but not everyone knows that God's beer of choice is a Boston lager named after puritanical founding father Samuel Adams. The Boston Beer Company, which owns Sam Adams, was recently forced to address a glaring error in their Fourth of July-themed advertisement: the ad… » 7/08/13 7:16pm 7/08/13 7:16pm

Jimmy Carter Sticks Up for His Old Pal Paula Deen

In an interview with CNN on the eve of The Carter Center's upcoming human rights forum, former president Jimmy Carter took the opportunity to weigh in about his dear old friend, celebrity racist Paula Deen. » 6/28/13 2:28pm 6/28/13 2:28pm

A Glenn Beck Without a Voice is Still a Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck lost his voice on Monday. Which is to say, Glenn Beck (as we are led to believe) could not make any physical words come out of his mouth on Monday. But an anger-clown without a voice is still an anger-clown, albeit a sad anger-clown. And this particular sad anger-clown would like you to please feel sorry… » 6/13/13 9:49am 6/13/13 9:49am

Is Animal Planet Real?

This week's re-airing of the fake documentary Mermaids: The Body Found followed by the premier of yet another fake-documentary Mermaids: The New Evidence, has relaunched an internet conversation about whether or not mermaids are real (they are) and whether or not the documentary is "real" (it's not, Animal Planet is… » 5/31/13 5:35pm 5/31/13 5:35pm

Watch Miguel Crash-Land Crotch-First Onto Some Poor Girl's Head

During his performance at the Billboard Music Awards, Miguel attempted to jump from the stage to the catwalk as the crowd watched on from what they hoped was a safe distance. One lucky fan, however, got up close and personal with the pop singer when his genitals came crashing into the back of her head, slamming her… » 5/19/13 10:36pm 5/19/13 10:36pm